Friday, December 19, 2008

Things of Which I Am Afraid - A simple list


the ebola virus

old people with no teeth

the person who wrote this

dolls with shiny faces and moving eyes that judge you

old-fashioned elevators

people who think dinosaurs and people once lived together

baking soda because I think it will disolve my skin if I touch it

skeksis from the dark crystal

owls that stare deeply into your face, hypnotizing you, and then peck your fucking eyes out

tea leoni


Anonymous said...

i used to be really, really scared of the owls in my backyard. i'd look out the picture window, see a bunch of trees, some more trees, look down to watch my dog poop, look up and BAM, the tree trunk had two pale yellow rings boring holes into my fricking face.

now i think a lot of them are cute ...

k said...

i am now officially scared of that particular crab - mostly because i really don't see why any crustacean needs to be bigger than my head, and my god, man the pinchers! - and the person that wrote that treatise on old people, rabbits, and storks. eeks.

HannahBanana said...

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!! That is one BIG FUCKING CRAB! Ok, am now officially TERRIFIED of crabs... and also Tea Leoni. Thanks.