the ebola virus
old people with no teeth
the person who wrote this
dolls with shiny faces and moving eyes that judge you
old-fashioned elevators
people who think dinosaurs and people once lived together
baking soda because I think it will disolve my skin if I touch it
skeksis from the dark crystal
owls that stare deeply into your face, hypnotizing you, and then peck your fucking eyes out
tea leoni
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i used to be really, really scared of the owls in my backyard. i'd look out the picture window, see a bunch of trees, some more trees, look down to watch my dog poop, look up and BAM, the tree trunk had two pale yellow rings boring holes into my fricking face.
now i think a lot of them are cute ...
i am now officially scared of that particular crab - mostly because i really don't see why any crustacean needs to be bigger than my head, and my god, man the pinchers! - and the person that wrote that treatise on old people, rabbits, and storks. eeks.
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